Short: Man cuts off own penis in aptly named restaurant

A man cut off his own penis in the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand in London yesterday, after grabbing a knife from the kitchen. He was later restrained by police using CS gas.

This strange incident is made only more peculiar when considering the restaurant's name is French for the now-removed organ. No comment has been made as to whether the chain feels partly responsible after choosing to write 'Penis' above the door.